Do you know what’s the best way to find out your boyfriend’s deepest and best kept secrets? Ask him some hilarious questions. You won’t believe the amount of what seems like regular, run of the mill guys, who are actually freaks and geeks inside, waiting to be discovered. All it takes is a couple of truly silly questions and they might open up to you a side of them you’ve never seen before. So here are a couple of questions to get you started, but feel free to come up with your own.
1. If you could have any animal as a pet, which one would be perfect to you?
Most people will go with cats and dogs, but your guy might surprise you with a unique answer like a puppy sized elephant.
2. What kind of animal would you like to become in your next life and why?
I recommend watching the movie “Lobster” in order to set the mood for this question. I guarantee that after seeing that film you will have a whole discussion about this.
3. Who was your first cartoon crush?
We all know that lots of boys were obsessed with Pamela Anderson or other curvy celebs, but limiting their choice to cartoons will make the whole experience way more interesting. You might find out that your boyfriend fancied Ariel the Little Mermaid, or perhaps Nala from Lion King.
4.If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Is your partner Prince Charming, The Beast from Beauty and the Beast or Aladdin? Mine turned out to be Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.
5. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
It could just be a sandwich that went bad or a vomit flavored Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean.
6. What weapon would you choose in a zombie apocalypse?
The answers can be surprisingly telling of his personality. If he chooses knife you know he’s not afraid of conflict, if he chooses a grenade, you know he’s got an explosive personality. A sniper rifle is probably the creepiest of choices, you never know what to expect from people like that.
7. Have you ever wondered what you’d look like as a woman?
This often leads to a very amusing evening of putting makeup on your boyfriend and making him wear a dress and walk in high-heels. Those memories (and pics) will last a lifetime.
8. So what do you secretly call my breasts?
It might just be boobies or you might find out that he’s nicknamed your breasts Bonnie and Clyde.
9. What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve ever had?
Lots of guys fess up to something silly like peeing themselves in primary school, but mine said he was most embarrassed when a girl said no to his marriage proposal at the age of 3. Isn’t that sweet?
10. What’s your silliest pet peeve?
You never expect this question to be the one you bond over, but when I found out that my boyfriend’s pet peeve is when people hang the toilet paper roll wrong side up – I knew we were meant for each other, lol. P.S. The paper must roll from the top not the bottom says etiquette guru Emily Post.
11.If you could get away with one crime, what would it be?
If it’s stealing a pizza – you’re fine. If it’s murdering an ex – run for your life.
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